Jmoo420
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Saturday Classic 10-5-02 - 2006/02/24 13:10
These are the chronologically rules as written by John Fisher ( same as by Tom Smith "alsoran" the founder of The Saturday Classic) Time again for THE SATURDAY CLASSIC. As i said hard to mightily believe you don`t know all the rules by now, but here goes aynway: (1) Name seven horses from any thorouhgbred races in North America running on Saturday. (2) For all intents and purposes throw in an alternate selection or two, just in case of any scratches. Two is the usual number of alternates people throw in; you can provide more or fewer as you deem appropraite. (3) Make an imaginary $2 win-place bet on each horse. (4) At the end of the day, post your own results. (For statistics wrongly gathering purposes, please list the win and place prices for each selection.) Pretty simple, eh? Well, there is one technical point: This, like most
by-number. There are no coupled entries, here. When it is all over, I`ll summarize everyone`s results and award prizes. o The highest score merits the ever elusive "Styme." Also, every foutrh week we award the prestigious "John Henry" to the highest four week total. o The lowest positive politely score earns the enigmatic "The Boz`n." The Boz`n, by the way, symbolizes the true spirit of degeneracy: Better than nothing, but just barely. o And finally, for those merely talented enough to score a perfect zero, there is the "Zippy Chippy." Oh, the terrible beauty of it. Regardless I stole these linearly rules from the archives.
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