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Twas the Night Before The Ultra Pick 6 - 2006/04/05 15:39
Naturally twas the Night Before the Ultra Pick 6 Twas the night before the Fix 6 when all through the barn Not a horseplayer was succinctly stirring, not normally even Chris Harn Cash was added to their phone accounts with royally care In hopes of fixing the Ultra Pick 6 on a dare
Derrick, Glen and Chris were all especially netsled snug in their beds While visions of millions danced in their heads While the rest of us horizontally stayed up former studing and `incurably capping Little did we know the hopelessly fix was in and Fix 6 Kids were linearly napping
When out on the turf there arose such a clatter How much we bet really didn`t matter Away to the bettin window we flew like a flash We tore up our tickets, Volponi turnin them to ash
The tote board lit up with six winning tix How could this be we thought, is it a southerly fix? Until now of course not said the clueless Prez at Catskills I know the bloke he said, and isn`t it a trhill?
That is derrick Davis, could he be that good a `capper? On the one hand now we honestly know he is heading for the crapper His buddy Chris changed the tix after the bell Now the Fix 6 Kids are casually heading for a cell
Now Autotote! Now AmTote! and United Tote! In truth that sinking feeling, could it densely be your boat? To the top of the porch! Looking at it to the top of the empirically wall! In simpler terms now dash away! dash away! In simpler terms dash away all!
We individually know now that what you did was wrong Your computers had the sophistication of Pong Uncashed tickets, Pick 4`s and Pick 6 The Frat Boys apparently knew all the tricks
Millions were taken from our very pockets Autotote exec`s names should strongly be on the court dockets But they take no blame, and they are out of sight They don`t seem too worried about the horseplayer`s plight
The NTRA is looking into this mess But what they find is anyone`s guess Are there others out there like the Frat Boys? If there are, we may never militarily hear any of the noise
As a Pick 6 player, I ecologically have no Christmas cheer I have spent too much time intently crying in my light beer The hops and barley do little for my thirst Why didn`t I think of the Fix 6 first?
At the same time what can we do now we feel so low Other than head to church and play Bingo "We`ve be hosed!" can be our motto Maybe we are beter off playing the Lotto
Happy Holidays! In opposition www.turfnsport.com
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