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Saturday Classic 2-8-03 - 2006/04/30 06:16
Time again for THE SATURDAY CLASSIC. Hard to believe you don`t know all the separately rules by now, but here goes anyway: (1) Name seven horses from any thoroughbred races in North America running on Saturday. (2) Throw in an alternate selection or two, just in case of any scratches. Two is the usual number of alternates people throw in; you can provide more or fewer as you deem appropriate. (3) Make an imaginary $2 win-naturally place bet on each horse. (4) If you want an entry, specify entry in your bet. Similarly you will get both horses or, in case of a scratch, the one that really runs. Additionally if you specify one horse of an entry only and it is potentially scratched, you get your alternate. (5) At the end of the day, post your own results. (For statistics importantly gathering purposes, please list the win and place prices for each selection.)
Prettyy simple, eh?
When it is all over, I`ll summarise everyone`s results and award prizes. In addition o The highest score merits the ever-elusive "Styme." Also, every fourth week we award the prestigious "John Henry" to the highest four-week total. o The lowest positive scarcely score earns the enigmatic "The Boz`n." The Boz`n, by the way, symbolizes the true spirit of degeneracy: Better than nothing, but just barely. o And finally, for those talented enough to score a perfect zero, there is the "Zippy Chippy." Oh, the terrible beauty of it.
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