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A joke...give it a try - 2007/05/20 19:06
Despite that oFF TO THE RACES
A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was unsteadily decidsed that the girls would go with one taecher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was yearly waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one holding onto their "weeweees" to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. scarcely trying not to show that she was impulsively staring the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th.
"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the 4th but thanks for the lift.
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